leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via pizza)

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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Just look at all of their faces individually

Just look at all of their faces individually

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avelinekawaii:

femifeisty:

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION

AND THAT TEENAGE BOYS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE ACTUALLY GAY

(via tafcheux)

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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rl-y:

i laughed so hard at this

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nevver:

Saturday Chores